Blasting 08

    The number eight is a lucky number for a Chinese clan, but for a Filipino of Spanish descent its just a number. I don’t know why Feng Shui is really popular in our place when in fact we don’t look like mongols right? We may have few attributes like our hair, the height and being business minded but I doubt if we Pinoys really look like Chinese peeps from mainland or even from Singapore. But the hell with Chinese stuff, I’m talking about how my 2008 was. It was a lucky year for me but not for the Philippines, I’m a patriot aside from being a moron. (more…)

My Christmas Wishlist

    For all my dear few readers out there, I know you have read tons and tons of Christmas wishlists from different blogs, but you know what, mine’s different because I’m different and the rest of the Christmas Wishlists are history - nabasa niyo na eh.. LMAO. I’m superhuman, and they are only humans for they only live and aim for what they can produce in months or so.. You see, I’m different! I made my list, impossible for me to attain hahaha. What a Moron. Anyhoo, here’s my wishlist.. To own them would be nice.. To have her would be nicer. hahaha

1. San Miguel Corporation and Philip Morris Philippines - To own these two gigantic companies would mean so much to me - a wasted necrotic nerd and a faggot of smoking weed from dusk til dawn. LMAO. Man, I’ve wasted my millions just because of my best pals Marlboro and Redhorse. It would be nice if I own these companies. And yeah, my friends will benefit from it too! We’ll smoke and drink to oblivion! Hahaha (more…)

Bitter Christmas

    Christmas is a time for children. A time of blasting happiness and friendly get togethers. When I was youngER, I’d have to say that I love christmas, the parties, the food, and the school break, the gifts I receive from families, friends, godmothers and godfathers plus I have money! Im totally being euphoric when this season comes… I devour myself into this feeling until the coming of the new year. But now? I can’t even stand people smiling! Christmas is a time when people’s gestures like that uber so popular ismayl are taken positively - BY SOME. (more…)

Die, Twilighters, Die!

    Ok. Speaking of the movie. I watched it yesterday with some friends. Agh! I can’t stand the movie! I was actually late for twenty minutes when the movie started but right when I entered the movie house I saw Edward’s face, the ladies’ squeal were all over! I just can’t stand the excrutiating pain of hearing them squeal with too much excitement, it was too defeaning. I was one of the bitter guys (some were boyfriends dating their girlfriends, watching too much vampire teen flick. Awww, that suck.) inside the movie house and I fear I will be beaten up to death if they hear me shout fuck again. haha. Hold tight Spider Monkey, care to be my Bella forever!? You are my life now, you are my personal brand of heroine… LMAO. And yeah I nearly fell asleep. haha. Classic!

    This YM conversation of my friend Hannah - Ms. Disillusioned BARBIE and I (the day before I actually saw the movie), made me realize that people were going crazy over Edward Cullen and not the movie itself. I would love to read the book, but the movie? Pfft, it was a waste. (more…)

Wifi Davao City

     People have asked me (actually its only Micamyx LOL) if Davao City is the wifi capital of the Philippines, hmmm.. Well actually yes, every establishments here offer free wifi service. A nice form of alluring you the customer to stay to their place for hours, but of course you have to buy their merchandise or buy a cup of coffee perhaps or a nice slice of blueberry cheese cake or something if you are in a coffee shop.

    This is a cool business idea, as it attracts more tourists and businessmen to waste their money here! Its a good vibe for Davao, as business gets more lucrative as ever! So there, I said it. Davao City is the Wifi capital of the Philippines! Wifi access here is for free (I heard wifi access in Manila is not for free. Awww, such losers. LOL). And yeah, I live here! Boohoo Starbucks, we don’t need them here.

    Abreeza, a joint venture of the Ayala Land and the Florendo’s will be open to the public next year! Finally, we will have our very own Serendra, Greenbelt, Trinoma and Market! Market! rolled into one lumpiang shanghai. LOL

    PS: Thanks to Duberkat for the pic. Finchtard: hahaha. nice meet and greet! LMAO. De ja vu?