Die, Twilighters, Die!

December 4, 2008

    Ok. Speaking of the movie. I watched it yesterday with some friends. Agh! I can’t stand the movie! I was actually late for twenty minutes when the movie started but right when I entered the movie house I saw Edward’s face, the ladies’ squeal were all over! I just can’t stand the excrutiating pain of hearing them squeal with too much excitement, it was too defeaning. I was one of the bitter guys (some were boyfriends dating their girlfriends, watching too much vampire teen flick. Awww, that suck.) inside the movie house and I fear I will be beaten up to death if they hear me shout fuck again. haha. Hold tight Spider Monkey, care to be my Bella forever!? You are my life now, you are my personal brand of heroine… LMAO. And yeah I nearly fell asleep. haha. Classic!

    This YM conversation of my friend Hannah - Ms. Disillusioned BARBIE and I (the day before I actually saw the movie), made me realize that people were going crazy over Edward Cullen and not the movie itself. I would love to read the book, but the movie? Pfft, it was a waste.

Hannah: hi boy! i so love twilight..edward cullen!!! huhuhuh! so hooooooooooot!!
Janus 3185: friggin twilight fan
Janus 3185: die! die!!
Janus 3185: :]]
Hannah: ahahaha!!
Hannah : he’s so hooooooooooooot!!
Janus 3185 : ewwww
Janus 3185: han, please beh..
Hannah : bahala ka.. bsta love ko xa
Janus 3185: twilight? that’s for lousers
Janus 3185: =]]
Hannah : bahala ka jan
Hannah : bsta love ko xa
Hannah : hahaaha
Janus 3185: i dont care if you love him
Janus 3185: i hate the movie
Janus 3185: that is ALL
Janus 3185: LOL
Janus 3185: and yeah update your blog
Janus 3185: pahlees!
Hannah : kapoy nmna gud (im tired)
Hannah : ahahha
Hannah : cge.. i’ll make a blog about twilight
Hannah : ahhahaa
Janus 3185: toinks
Janus 3185: better not update your blog na lang
Hannah : ahahhaa
Hannah : cge nlng gud oi.. (sorry for the word “oi”, we ARE bisaya. LOL)
Hannah : u gave me an idea
Janus 3185: lol
Janus 3185: oki pine tree
Janus 3185: go sago!

    My tita’s here now. I better grab her palabok for pasalubong before it gets crashed by langaws. Bye, see you on my next round of rants…


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inggit ka lang…hahahahaha. *peace* i like the book better although it was a mush-fest… :)

Posted by Joyce at December 5, 2008, 7:01 am

Die, Janus, die!!! hahaha!!! :)
For the love of SpiderMonkeyWTF…how many times do we have to hear how achingly beautiful Edward is?! The movie is really overrated..it can c*m and burst itself into the pop culture of vampiresocietySpiderMonkeyshhhhit! where did they get that spidermonkey…so fuckedup name…ggguuuhhh!!!…i have 2 read the book…no more book-turned-movie-tragedy-wtf please!?!? LOL

kmusta c disillusionADANG barbie? WAHAHA! …I miss her bigtym!!!

Posted by chocSui at December 5, 2008, 8:26 am

boyband ba dating tsong? hehe

baka bukas panoodin ko din yan eh kasama gi-ep, tinapos niya daw muna libro bago namin panoodin…

la yatang matinong pelikula ngayun…

Posted by dotep at December 5, 2008, 11:59 am

I thought this was the most epic romance since titanic. ? lolx

Posted by Finch at December 5, 2008, 1:30 pm

Joyce - ako inggit? waaah! hahaha. e, mas pogi pako dun e! I love to read the book.. boohoo… online audiobook nalang pag-asa ko, mabilis nauubos eh..

Choco - Barbie's fine, I guess. LOL. Spider Monkey? It's like in spiderman! and oh, spider pig from the Simpsons! hahaha. Freaking gaytarded and overrated movie of all time - TWILIGHT. LMAO

dotep - uu, boyband. haha. make sure lang na di ka maiinggit sa gi-ep mo pag kinikilig sya ke edward. haha. gudlak!

Finch - Noooo! titanic will be the better option! hahaha!

Posted by janus3185 at December 6, 2008, 7:22 am

my friend kulits me to watch twilight i said i’ll never watch it kahit ilibre nya ako sabi nya “OK ilibre kita” sabi ko “On second thought, sige panonoorin ko” sabi nya “On second thought hindi na kita ililibre”…

so hindi ko talaga pinanood. eww?

Posted by glenn at December 7, 2008, 5:58 am

waaaaaaaaaaah! adik ka naman! ahahaha, nice chat with your friend. haha

hmmm.. it was definitely a waste. LMAO. Pero kung girl siguro ako magagandahan ako! ahaha

Posted by janus3185 at December 7, 2008, 11:43 am

you’re so bitter naman! ahahahah! read the book nalang! :P much better yun.. hehehe..

Posted by Rashid at December 7, 2008, 9:47 pm

i am starting to hate the Twilight Bandwagon. I love the book. It’s so nice to read. But the movie? So-so.

Posted by katikat at December 8, 2008, 2:22 pm

Rashid - yeah, buk nalang ako e. hahaha..

Katikat - book forever. hehe..

Posted by janus3185 at December 8, 2008, 5:31 pm

Nyahaha! I hate twilighters too. Twilight is only for girls.

Posted by Jesse at December 10, 2008, 9:56 pm

Yeah. I must admit its for girls. Teen girls! hehe

Posted by janus3185 at December 11, 2008, 8:48 am

yeah i love the movie, but not as much as my edwardscissorhand boy - johnny! hehehehe

Posted by trish at December 20, 2008, 3:55 am

lmao.. ATE!!! I super miss yah.. merry christmas!!! mwah… edward scissorhands is so old school! hahaha! :P

Posted by janus3185 at December 20, 2008, 7:33 pm

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Posted by pinoycontests at December 27, 2008, 3:14 pm

ay pota.

Posted by janus3185 at December 30, 2008, 9:31 am

This is so so so true!!!

Posted by Lizeth at January 24, 2009, 10:02 pm

I second the motion. LOL

Posted by janus3185 at January 25, 2009, 8:25 am

lol.. i haven’t seen twilight… should i be happy for it? lol.. dami tlgang babae napapraning jan sa movie na yan..hmmfff

Posted by laundry rooms at February 23, 2009, 2:23 pm

http://www.picktorrent.com

Posted by sam at December 21, 2009, 7:32 pm

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