My Christmas Wishlist

    For all my dear few readers out there, I know you have read tons and tons of Christmas wishlists from different blogs, but you know what, mine’s different because I’m different and the rest of the Christmas Wishlists are history - nabasa niyo na eh.. LMAO. I’m superhuman, and they are only humans for they only live and aim for what they can produce in months or so.. You see, I’m different! I made my list, impossible for me to attain hahaha. What a Moron. Anyhoo, here’s my wishlist.. To own them would be nice.. To have her would be nicer. hahaha

1. San Miguel Corporation and Philip Morris Philippines - To own these two gigantic companies would mean so much to me - a wasted necrotic nerd and a faggot of smoking weed from dusk til dawn. LMAO. Man, I’ve wasted my millions just because of my best pals Marlboro and Redhorse. It would be nice if I own these companies. And yeah, my friends will benefit from it too! We’ll smoke and drink to oblivion! Hahaha

2. Anne Hathaway - She’s the most gorgeous girl that I ever did see. She made my eyes twinkle like a rockstar,. I mean seriously, she’s a type, a real beauty except of course my ex girlfriend, Penelope Cruz, Eva Mendez, Anne Curtis, Pamela Anderson, some porn stars, and some girls who dumped me just because they never saw the best of my abilities. Too bad for them, well its thier loss that they never did see a man with lots of power and intelligence than that Edward Cullen! LOL

3. Super Mario - Its been ages since I last played the game. I’d love to play it one more time for I still haven’t finished playing the final level or more like the whole game! I can’t even finish the first two levels! WTF. I’m a moron, and morons can’t complete tasks. Haha.

4. Nephrology Center of Davao - So I can pay all that gawd demmit sun of a biatch patients who thinks I’m stupid just because I’m a noob dialysis nurse. I don’t practice nursing if I’m stupid enough, if that’s what you think. You should all die to hell together with the twilighters. LOL

5. Jollibee  - So I can get rid of that big bee looking thing. I know he looks Pinoy but man he irritates me. I loved him when I was a kid, but now he’s like that big fat loser who doesn’t know how to jog. ROFLMAO. But don’t get me wrong here, I’m still fascinated by some jollibee foods. 

    I wish to buy them when I have money, when I’m not broke anymore, and when I’m not a moron anymore. hahaha