Love Can Kill You

    This is a post valentine rant. I started loving when I was young, YOUNG. My mom taught me how to love - love the people around me, the nature I get and I got, and some other darn things. I was loved, yeah I agree with that. There wasn’t a problem then when I was a small kid, but when I encountered schooling, my life changed. There was something deep happened, something I wished I have never encountered my whole life - infantuation (who invented this shit anyway? capital F, capital F to you!). I remembered my first kiss, first crush, and other firsts..
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He’s Harsh!

    I’ve been bragging about my blog for quite some time now. You see there was some sort of a bug on my blog for a week! Deym, but all ended well thanks to the mighty mighty mighty technical support of i.ph. Thank you to the tech support team, I love you people.. Hey guys, how have you been? I was busy during the week and wasn’t able to update my blog, I also do not have something to rant about. Hey, I wanted to rant about having a Facebook account or not. But I’ll write about that site soon- keep posted ayt? And also I would like to give my warmest and deepest thank yous to everyone who greeted me.. Me love you all!
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How To Make A Cake

    Mouth watering chocolate icing is what a lot of people prefer to their cakes for special occasions, some prefers coffee tasting cakes while others want any cakes as long as it taste sweet.. A query had been formulated in my ingenious brain, at long last, the moron have risen.. Haha.. How do you ever make a cake? A cake that will not be forgotten by people close to you, a cake that’s so perfectly done that you no longer want to touch it, a cake that will last a lifetime? I’ve read some cookbooks but it doesn’t seem to answer any of my questions, then I guess I’d have to do it by myself now? I am an aspiring chef, I am a good cook, and you could frequently see me in the kitchen experimenting and mastering to cook my mother’s home made recipes for future generation’s sake. I guess my mom was the one who triggered me to love cooking. Cooking is different from baking, but how can you bake if you don’t even know how to slice a tomato, and slicing is a must entity in cooking.
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You’re Not Alone

    This is a text conversation of my friend Duberkat and I which happened last week, I think.. I texted Duberkat about money making thing. Until it came to a point where my moronicity (haha. I’m such a neologist. NEW WORD!!! LOL) striked back again. Some translations needed so bear with this post. hehe

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Whatevs. LOL

A Dose Of Conviction

    I’ve a few new year’s resolution which I broke after a few days of struggling. WTF. I told myself to stop drinking but two days ago, I was at it again, joined by peers who seemed to be so pessimistic about my reso (yeah, choc you are a pessimistic comrade! haha). I didn’t write any resolutions for this year because I know that promises are made to be broken and yeah promises and resolutions are quite the same for me. And since Imma non believer of the faith who brought me up to this world to be a stupid yet educated person, I guess I have to call all the deities to help me cope up with what my heart desires. hehe.. For now, I only have my conviction, I’m crossing my fingers that I will attain goal this time. I’m only human, born to make mistakes but I believe that once you have conviction you can do the whatevs in and of your life. My resolution (haha) right now is to have conviction in everything I do, so I can manage to do well on my past resolutions. It’s my year, the year of the OXtard, and its nice to know that this year will be my year to step into that pedestal that I wanted for so long! (what the.. What’s with the redundancy?) hahaha. So what’s your new year’s resolution?  

*** FINGERS CROSSED. FINGERS CROSSED!!! - for conviction! CHEERS for 2009..

Blasting 08

    The number eight is a lucky number for a Chinese clan, but for a Filipino of Spanish descent its just a number. I don’t know why Feng Shui is really popular in our place when in fact we don’t look like mongols right? We may have few attributes like our hair, the height and being business minded but I doubt if we Pinoys really look like Chinese peeps from mainland or even from Singapore. But the hell with Chinese stuff, I’m talking about how my 2008 was. It was a lucky year for me but not for the Philippines, I’m a patriot aside from being a moron. (more…)

My Christmas Wishlist

    For all my dear few readers out there, I know you have read tons and tons of Christmas wishlists from different blogs, but you know what, mine’s different because I’m different and the rest of the Christmas Wishlists are history - nabasa niyo na eh.. LMAO. I’m superhuman, and they are only humans for they only live and aim for what they can produce in months or so.. You see, I’m different! I made my list, impossible for me to attain hahaha. What a Moron. Anyhoo, here’s my wishlist.. To own them would be nice.. To have her would be nicer. hahaha

1. San Miguel Corporation and Philip Morris Philippines - To own these two gigantic companies would mean so much to me - a wasted necrotic nerd and a faggot of smoking weed from dusk til dawn. LMAO. Man, I’ve wasted my millions just because of my best pals Marlboro and Redhorse. It would be nice if I own these companies. And yeah, my friends will benefit from it too! We’ll smoke and drink to oblivion! Hahaha (more…)

Bitter Christmas

    Christmas is a time for children. A time of blasting happiness and friendly get togethers. When I was youngER, I’d have to say that I love christmas, the parties, the food, and the school break, the gifts I receive from families, friends, godmothers and godfathers plus I have money! Im totally being euphoric when this season comes… I devour myself into this feeling until the coming of the new year. But now? I can’t even stand people smiling! Christmas is a time when people’s gestures like that uber so popular ismayl are taken positively - BY SOME. (more…)

Die, Twilighters, Die!

    Ok. Speaking of the movie. I watched it yesterday with some friends. Agh! I can’t stand the movie! I was actually late for twenty minutes when the movie started but right when I entered the movie house I saw Edward’s face, the ladies’ squeal were all over! I just can’t stand the excrutiating pain of hearing them squeal with too much excitement, it was too defeaning. I was one of the bitter guys (some were boyfriends dating their girlfriends, watching too much vampire teen flick. Awww, that suck.) inside the movie house and I fear I will be beaten up to death if they hear me shout fuck again. haha. Hold tight Spider Monkey, care to be my Bella forever!? You are my life now, you are my personal brand of heroine… LMAO. And yeah I nearly fell asleep. haha. Classic!

    This YM conversation of my friend Hannah - Ms. Disillusioned BARBIE and I (the day before I actually saw the movie), made me realize that people were going crazy over Edward Cullen and not the movie itself. I would love to read the book, but the movie? Pfft, it was a waste. (more…)